The Trump Taj Mahal was gloriously tacky

The Trump Taj Mahal was gloriously tacky

So this weekend I was in Atlantic City at the Exxxotica Expo.  I sort of went on a lark.  My friend Stephanie Grober from Riptide was going to exhibit and she convinced me to tag along with them as they worked their booth since it was sure to be an unforgettable experience. So I drove on up on Friday morning and hung out with Stephanie, Rachel Haimowitz, and Brien Michaels.  Within the first five minutes, someone asked me to hold a vibrating butt plug so that he could test the distance on the remote control.  So yes, this was that kind of weekend!

Me and Roxie Ray

Me and Roxie Ray

Exxxotica is basically a giant sex convention.  Not really a conference in the GRL sense. It is pretty much a big exhibit hall combined with some performances on stage and a few seminars.  But mostly folks pay for the chance to wander around the booths.  And see the porn stars.  Yes, about 80% of the exhibit booths featured porn stars, chat room girls, and dancers/strippers.  They were there posing for pictures, signing autographs, and generally looking sexy walking around the room.  Pretty much standard attire was teensy bikini top and micro mini skirt with boots or hooker heels.  But many wore much less that that — thongs and pasties were very common, along with assorted fish nets and body stockings.

Seriously, I have never seen so many naked breasts in my life, and that includes 3 years in a college dorm and 8 years at all girls summer camp!  It takes some getting used to when you are having a casual conversation with a topless woman, but at some point I barely noticed that almost none of them had on real clothes.  And there was part of me that was impressed to see all these young women proud to show off what god (and the plastic surgeon) gave them.  Though let me tell you, some of them could barely walk with their outrageous heels, teeny waists, and monstrous breasts.

Rubber Doll

Rubber Doll

In addition to the adult entertainment girls, the other booths varied a bit.  Riptide was obviously there selling books.  There were also toy vendors, clothes vendors, and other random porn and sex related booths. There was also a stage area where we got periodic pole dancing and other performances as well as well some panel discussions (“How to Break into the Adult Entertainment Business”).  We were especially impressed with one dancer, Rubber Doll, who did a whole strip tease that ended with confetti shooting out of a penis strap on!

Here I am getting (faux) paddled by one of the Dominatrixes

Here I am getting (faux) paddled by one of the Dominatrixes

There was also a dungeon area where the BDSM folks were hanging out.  It was kind of neat to see all the things I have read about in books but never seen in real life.  There was a huge selection of floggers and crops and paddles.  They were also demoing some rope work which was beautifully done.  Some folks where getting flogged and spanked, but it was pretty tame and mostly for show more than real.

Stephanie with Evan Stone

Stephanie with Evan Stone

Sadly the male porn contingent was pretty sparse.  Aging porn star Evan Stone was there. I hate to say it but he was looking pretty rough. There was also a hottie named Ryan Driller, who I sadly didn’t get to talk to.  There were also a few performances by the Savage Male Revue. They were good looking but the show didn’t blow us away. But here is a bit of video for you: Savage revue. Be sure to keep an eye on the guy on the right. He is quite acrobatic!

Me and the delicious James Deen

Me and the delicious James Deen

But the highlight was porn star James Deen. Not only was he incredibly gorgeous, but so unbelievably sweet. Most of the women charged for pictures but he posed and signed for free and was so friendly.

So definitely fun, crazy, and a weekend I will never forget!

P.S. To make any of these pics bigger, just click on them.


I loved Brien's t-shirt

I loved Brien’s t-shirt

These guys were everywhere!

These guys were everywhere!

Steph and I with Evan Stone

Steph and I with Evan Stone

Hanging out on the swing

Hanging out on the swing

Rachel Haimowitz with Ryan Driller. Lucky girl!

Rachel Haimowitz with Ryan Driller. Lucky girl!

The Riptide crew at the booth

The Riptide crew at the booth


The gorgeous James Deen

The gorgeous James Deen

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