Today I am so pleased to welcome Chloe Archer to Joyfully Jay. Chloe has come as part of the Rainbow Readers Cruise Blog Tour to talk to us about her latest release, All I Want for Christmas is Tentacles. She has also brought along an exclusive excerpt and great giveaway. Please join me in giving her a big welcome!
Hi, everyone! I’m Chloe Archer and I’m here today to tell you a bit about my latest release, All I Want for Christmas is Tentacles, and the 2024 Rainbow Readers Cruise where I will be an attending author!
For those of you who don’t know me, I write M/M sci-fi and paranormal romantic comedies with plenty of humor, heat, and hijinks. My latest release is part of the multi-author winter holiday M/M tentacle romance collaboration, Tinsel and Tentacles.
The winter holidays are right around the corner and I’m here to bring you some early seasonal cheer! Have you been craving more tentacle romance goodness in your life (who hasn’t?)? Do you love a good winter holiday love story full of sugar and spice and everything nice—including tentacles? Each standalone book in the Tinsel and Tentacles series brings festive fun related to a variety of winter holidays and explores the many delightful ways tentacles can be naughty and nice!
My book, ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TENTACLES, features:
-an alien fascinated by human Xmas and Hallmark movies
-a human who says “bah humbug” to holiday cheer
-a cat named Jonesy
-a droid named Rambo
-all the sexy-swoony feels
-many talented tentacles!
-MM + HEA
The Rainbow Readers Cruise celebrates the readers and creators of LGBTQ+ fiction and romance. The cruise departs from the Port of Fort Lauderdale on August 19, 2024 and returns August 23, 2024, with stops at Key West and Coco Cay (Celebrity’s private island). Along the way, meet and mingle with some of your favorite LGBTQ+ fiction and romance authors and creators, as well as attend panels, meet and greets, small group social activities, and the Signing at Sea. Plus, the cruise itself, with fabulous destinations, food and drinks, entertainment, and more. You can find all the details about the Rainbow Readers Cruise on our website: https://rainbowreaderscruise.com.
Nat King Cole begins crooning “When I Fall in Love” in the background as I shimmy out of my clothes. Swoon!
How the fuck did Khephren know I have a secret soft spot for black-and-white movies and old love songs? I blame it all on my baba. She and I used to watch the Turner Classic Movies channel every day after I came home from school. Baba would make us tea and cookies, and we’d indulge in an era long gone by.
No wonder I’m getting all sentimental right now. It’s the childhood memories with my grandmother. That’s all.
Fortunately, I’m mostly able to shove my complicated feelings aside when Khephren distracts me by pulling the waistband of his loose-flowing pants under his hips to reveal his big, bright pink erection.
I stare at it. His cock is certainly more colorful than the average human’s but otherwise similar. He’s a good size and girth, but he doesn’t have some massive monster cock that could split me in two. With appropriate prep, I’m confident he’ll fill me up just right.
I bite back a giggle. Am I seriously having a Goldilocks moment about alien dicks right now?
Then I look closer and do a double take. Khephren’s cock doesn’t appear to have a foreskin but is instead lined with a series of ridges and bumps.
I swallow. “Uh…those things on your cock are different.”
He scrutinizes my own erection, which looks downright ghostly it’s so pale in comparison to his.
“Yours is very smooth. You do not have pleasure nodules?”
I squint. “Is that a joke or is that seriously what you call them?”
“I am very serious. They’re so named because they can bring greater ecstasy to a partner when they rub against sensitive interior linings of the body.”
Fuck me sideways.
With pleasure nodules.
My asshole clenches at the thought of his ribbed-for-my-pleasure cock inside me. I need to know what those funky nodules feel like.
Seasons greetings and alien abductions! Can two misfits find love together? It might just take a Christmas miracle! Let’s hope Santa doesn’t mind that tentacles can be both naughty and nice…
There’s no way in Helgar’s Nebula I’m marrying the candidate my parents have chosen for me. I don’t want to be the house-husband of some stoic warrior who only cares about training all day. Boring! Thankfully, I’ve learned a thing or two from all those rom-com human movies I’ve illegally downloaded off the intergalactic web. No one will see it coming when I pull a runaway groom maneuver on them!
Once I make my escape, I can go on the solo honeymoon of my dreams—to planet Earth. It’s almost that wondrous time of year when they celebrate their holiday known as “Christmas.” Human Hallmark movies make it seem so magical. I want to experience it for myself! Now, I just need to find a human who can make my wish come true and help me have an authentic holly jolly time…
Scrooge was right when he said “bah humbug” to Christmas. This time of year sucks balls, and not the fun kind. I’ve just lost my crappy part-time job and I’m slowly sinking under a sea of student loan debt and crushed dreams.
Just when I think my life couldn’t possibly get any worse, my cat and I are abducted by an alien who wants me to help him experience a “real human Christmas” on his ship. WTF? Clearly he’s chosen the worst possible candidate for the job.
But there’s something about Khephren’s enthusiasm and eternal optimism that starts to melt even my grumpy, cynical heart. Heck, I even agree to be his fake fiancé to get his parents off his back! I don’t know what’s happening to me, but Khephren’s charm is making me feel things I never have before. And those bright pink tentacles of his are strangely fascinating. I can’t help but wonder what all they can do…
As we spend more time together, I start to realize I might not want to go home and that maybe, just maybe, I’ve found what I’ve always been looking for. Could Khephren feel the same? If so, it would be a Christmas miracle and I don’t believe in those…right?
All I Want for Christmas is Tentacles is a standalone novel (74k words) in the Tinsel and Tentacles multi-author winter holiday MM tentacle romance series. It features a runaway tentacled-alien groom obsessed with Hallmark movies and Christmas, a grumpy human who’s down on his luck and says “bah, humbug” to the holidays, an alien abduction, fake fiancé fun, a cat named Jonesey, a droid named Rambo, a ship called the Sleigh Belle, found family, sweet and cozy vibes for the season, and a guaranteed HEA!
Buy Link: Amazon
Chloe Archer writes M/M sci-fi and paranormal rom coms with laugh out loud humor because she’s all about bringing the funny-sexy back. Oh, yeah!
She currently calls Minnesota home, but has lived abroad in places like Montreal, Edinburgh, and Tokyo. She’s hoping to relocate to Scotland permanently one day if the stars align.
Chloe is a fur mama to two adorable Yorkies, Jasper and Teddy, and she loves them in a crazy dog mama kind of way. When she isn’t busy writing, she enjoys visiting friends and family, traveling, reading, binge watching movies and TV shows, and practicing her karaoke skills. She does a mean cover of Pat Benatar and Cher, or so she’s been told.
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